Category: Joke Board
I am blind i have a job.
I work at the lighthouse of houston on 3602 west dalas.
What the hell?
Because all those other jokes are for sighted people only. We are allowed neither to read these jokes nor be present when they are told.
Oh, no! I hear sirens. It's the joke police. Gotta go. Bye.
Right, its a joke people like you are working
Are you supposed to be the joke?
The name Lighthouse for the Blind is a joke. They should put up a bell tower for the deaf.
A few things.
First, what's the difference between a joke and a joke for the "visually impaired?" Are there jokes out there that visually impaired people can see as funny that any other person, totally blind or not, would find funny? If so, holla at me. Don't show up to my place and wave it in front of my face otherwise I'll just find you weird and crazy.
That joke about the bell tower was amusing.
Oh, and just to stay on topic, here's my joke.
So a visually impaired blond dude named Ryan stands in front of a mirror, gropes it and yells, whose that!
Was she asking for jokes? I mean her original post was just stupid and pointless. If she's looking for jokes, just read the dam jokes on the jokes board.
Most are even posted by visually impaired people. Smile.
there goes 3 seconds I won't ever get back.
Did you at least laugh at the blind? 3 seconds is to much life to pass without a smile!
bet you don't "watch" telly either do you.
Um...here's a joke. The person posting this is a guy...Not a girl. hahahaha
Funny Blue velvet mentioned him as a she. Now there's a good joke for ya...Thanks blue velvet. lol
yeah i was a bit confused about this one myself though the one about the bell tower was funny, smiles.
Maybe the joke is in braille or audio so then people whom are sighted won't get it, just a thought, smiles.
I'm a blind programmer. I tell my fellow clasmates, "I can C!"
Here's a groaner that I just made up...
Why are classes like seminar or adjustment to blindness unnecessary for people who have just lost their sight?
Well, they can't be that upset, because they're all ex-sighted!
If Buffalo Bill, the tailor and serial killer from the movie Silence of the Lambs made Braille display cases, what would his shop be called?
HumanWear.