Jokes for visually impaired people like me.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by love94 (Account disabled) on Monday, 08-Jul-2013 6:33:30

I am blind i have a job.
I work at the lighthouse of houston on 3602 west dalas.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 08-Jul-2013 23:24:48

What the hell?

Post 3 by Voyager (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2013 0:04:53

Because all those other jokes are for sighted people only. We are allowed neither to read these jokes nor be present when they are told.

Oh, no! I hear sirens. It's the joke police. Gotta go. Bye.

Post 4 by Animal metal (I'm a martian) on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2013 1:38:35

Right, its a joke people like you are working

Post 5 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2013 1:52:09

Are you supposed to be the joke?

Post 6 by Voyager (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2013 2:04:35

The name Lighthouse for the Blind is a joke. They should put up a bell tower for the deaf.

Post 7 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2013 16:27:38

A few things.

First, what's the difference between a joke and a joke for the "visually impaired?" Are there jokes out there that visually impaired people can see as funny that any other person, totally blind or not, would find funny? If so, holla at me. Don't show up to my place and wave it in front of my face otherwise I'll just find you weird and crazy.

That joke about the bell tower was amusing.

Oh, and just to stay on topic, here's my joke.

So a visually impaired blond dude named Ryan stands in front of a mirror, gropes it and yells, whose that!

Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2013 8:41:48

Was she asking for jokes? I mean her original post was just stupid and pointless. If she's looking for jokes, just read the dam jokes on the jokes board.

Post 9 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2013 12:31:55

Most are even posted by visually impaired people. Smile.

Post 10 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Monday, 15-Jul-2013 21:05:41

there goes 3 seconds I won't ever get back.

Post 11 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 15-Jul-2013 21:10:44

Did you at least laugh at the blind? 3 seconds is to much life to pass without a smile!

Post 12 by MAS (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2013 20:44:15

bet you don't "watch" telly either do you.

Post 13 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2013 0:38:04

Um...here's a joke. The person posting this is a guy...Not a girl. hahahaha
Funny Blue velvet mentioned him as a she. Now there's a good joke for ya...Thanks blue velvet. lol

Post 14 by loves animals (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 04-Aug-2013 7:10:18

yeah i was a bit confused about this one myself though the one about the bell tower was funny, smiles.
Maybe the joke is in braille or audio so then people whom are sighted won't get it, just a thought, smiles.

Post 15 by Voyager (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 05-Aug-2013 15:09:34

I'm a blind programmer. I tell my fellow clasmates, "I can C!"

Post 16 by Voyager (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2013 14:32:48

Here's a groaner that I just made up...
Why are classes like seminar or adjustment to blindness unnecessary for people who have just lost their sight?
Well, they can't be that upset, because they're all ex-sighted!

Post 17 by Voyager (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 10-Aug-2013 18:03:44

If Buffalo Bill, the tailor and serial killer from the movie Silence of the Lambs made Braille display cases, what would his shop be called?
HumanWear.